You Just Gotta Love Fox News

They NEVER miss an opportunity to show one of their sweet, young, hot female newscasters sitting in a chair with their legs crossed in such a way as to show the maximum amount of skin possible.

They just went from the blah, monotone sounds of Tony Snow to a full frontal shot of some other male newscaster AND the delectable Dari Alexander; Dari sitting there with her dress literally hiked all the way up to her waist. Talk about "shock and awe"!!

Holy Christ! I swear several production assistants must have spent a considerable amount of time before broadcast getting that skirt as far up her body as possible without "crossing the line" as it were. One can just imagine the scene...Dari sitting there saying "Oh I think it can go just a bit higher" and the production assistants drooling like stuck pigs as they follow their boss's orders. Finally someone with some sense of sensibility (the producer most likely) steps in and says "ALRIGHT YOU BASTARDS KNOCK IT OFF AND GET BACK TO WORK!!". Dari giggles girlishly and the production assistants turn beet red BUT THE SKIRT REMAINS WHERE IT WAS LAST LEFT thereby providing all subsequent male viewers with a soft core porn version of the war with Iraq and the women viewers rolling their eyes and suggesting all men are pigs.

Aint life wonderful?

Posted by Mr. Helpful at March 22, 2003 11:10 AM