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Dear Mr. Helpful
I read, with great interest, your series of articles regarding comparisons between space and a vagina.
Your use of ironic instability in the pursuit of Goldberg's Theorem is particularly instructive as it pertains to the application of geometric principles when gauging the relative nature of whether size matters or not.
I, myself, have done extensive work on this subject. I encourage you to visit my site where I have established a library of illustrated work on this and many other similiar topics. ww.teengirlvaginas.com
Sincerely,
Barney Tissue
Dear Mr. Helpful
I'd like to express my very strong objection to your analogy of space being like a giant vagina. This is NOT the kind of information which needs to be passed on to the youngsters of our time.
I much prefer to teach my daughters that the vagina is like a barn.
Sincerely
Marilyn Huffersnuffer
Hey Buddy,
Great job on the whole space/vagina thing! I have just one word for ya, though. Pictures. We need comparison pictures and lots of them. Git yerself some pictures up on the subject and we are tawkin home run here!
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Fans...ya gotta love em, eh?
Posted by Mr. Helpful at October 17, 2003 03:26 PM